i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

probably still on the internet

But with a really nice laptop

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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

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geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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  • AnonymousDamon is actually a very nice person, he just has a different way of showing it. Stefan can be a very awful person sometimes, so get off yo high horse.
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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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thelookonyourface:

everpresentfrown:

ftwlourry:

Who the fuck asked Taylor Swift to be on tumblr ?

No one physically asked you to be on tumblr either, but you’re here anyway.

3rd degree burn

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